The power to take a crap.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to have no superpower

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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yo mama

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!