The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!