- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to stop existing.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to take a crap.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to see where light is not present.

Pointless Super Powers