- Pointless Super Powers

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

the power to be invisible when sleep.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to reverse walk backwards.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

the power to get married

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power of self mind control

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!