The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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A good Kisser

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to not care.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!