The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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lol

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!