to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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lol

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!