The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to be missed when present.

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Being able to fly in place.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to get sick

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!