- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee while standing up

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

the ability to look into your brain

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to fart rainbows

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The ability to like this post

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

the ability to blow yourself

Pointless Super Powers