- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to open doors with your bare hands

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to like this power

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

Pointless Super Powers