The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to change your eye color.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to fall without screaming.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to pee while standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!