- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to animate condiments

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to become visible at will.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to jizz money

the power to sleep while standing!

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

the power to get sick

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The Power to Power

the power to turn into a tree

Pointless Super Powers