The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to sit

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to die early.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!