- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to run Crysis.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the ability to glow in the light.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to only be able to eat poop

Liam Brudenell

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

Pointless Super Powers