The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!