The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!