The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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to do nothing

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to become black!

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The ability to sweat poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!