The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to read terms and conditions

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power think five times slower.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to see the present

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!