- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to not exercise.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

Pointless Super Powers