The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to smell colors

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the power to become translucent

The power to break a Nokia

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!