- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to die from darting too hard

The Power to Die if you are dead

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to be normal and average

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

Pointless Super Powers