The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!