the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the ability to talk to humans

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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Acid tears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!