The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to not finish your....

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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the power to get sick

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!