- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to like Justin Bieber

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to be french.

i love to make shit brix

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

the power to control nothing

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to die at will

The power of 12% levetation

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

Pointless Super Powers