The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

thumb_up thumb_down +112

the ability to glow in the light.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

thumb_up thumb_down +94

the power to make food shrimp.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

thumb_up thumb_down +92

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to climb up fallen trees

thumb_up thumb_down +90

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

thumb_up thumb_down +88

All of aquaman's powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

the power to any ugly person love you.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to release the bogus

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!