The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!