- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to fold paper seven times

lol

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to turn any object into food

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The power to not care.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

Pointless Super Powers