The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!