- Pointless Super Powers

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

hello

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to display emotions at will

Acid tears.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

yo mama

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to like any show

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.