- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to die on command

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to have gravity.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to fart on a plane.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to morph into yourself

32% Levitation.

the ability to constantly have the fever

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to wish you had a power

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!