The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to become demented

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!