The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to urinate in mouth.

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to be normal and average

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the ability to talk to humans

Doing a handstand with your feet

the ability to glow in the light.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!