- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to understand irony.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to like any show

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to die from darting too hard

shit and piss at the same time

The Power to Die if you are dead

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

Pointless Super Powers