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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Being a freemason

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!