The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to die.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!