The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the ability to die on command

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to morph into yourself

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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32% Levitation.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!