The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Acid tears.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to jizz money

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!