The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to be a common person

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!