The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to be french.

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The power to smell whore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!