The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Being a freemason

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!