- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to have gravity.

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

32% Levitation.

the power to morph into yourself

the ability to constantly have the fever

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

Pointless Super Powers