- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

kabloooeeey!!!

the ability to glow in the light.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to get married

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

power to age faster

The power to close your nose

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to not get shit dick

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

Pointless Super Powers