Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!