- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to be french.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to die when you get old

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the power to read this sentence

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power of 12% levetation

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you