- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to make lipstick fly

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to die at will

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to climb up fallen trees

the ability to fart out of your nose

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

Pointless Super Powers