The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

the power to half transform to something.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The Power to make PotNoodle...

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

the power to die on the spot

The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!