The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to not finish your....

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!