The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!