The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fail a test everytime

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to not care.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!