- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to like this power

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to be a common person

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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Pointless Super Powers