The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!