The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!