- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

the power to change people socks on command

The power to be special just like everyone else.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

Pointless Super Powers