The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to die

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!