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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!