Nothing

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

the power to get in the van

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power that will grant you no power.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!