- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to not do it.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The ability to change the color of your poop

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

The power to get off the internet and do something productive

The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to see when people fart.

Pointless Super Powers