The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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32% Levitation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!