the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!