- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

To have the power to breathe

The ability to die instantly

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

the power to do nothing

The power to shit on the ceiling

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to become translucent

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to break bones at will.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to look at Sun.

open up pickles glass

The power to be powerless

The power to be stupid reading this.

Pointless Super Powers