The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!