the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!