the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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yo mama

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!