The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to die

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!