- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to see through glass

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

Pointless Super Powers