The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to go to hell.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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Justin Bieber

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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to zap people but only yourself

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!