- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to only be obesely fat.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

Pointless Super Powers