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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

the power to half transform to something.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to write comic books

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!