- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

+86

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

+86

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

+82

The power to make it impossible to have powers

+82

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

+76

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

+72

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

+72

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

+70

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to make money disappear.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to smell whore

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Nope. Just nope.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th