- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

I'm a giant di

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

yo mama

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to make everything worse

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

Pointless Super Powers