- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of women's rights.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to be missed when present.

power to age faster

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power of becoming an apple tree

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to fax people with your mind

The ability to see into the present.

The ability to change your weight

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to chew with your tongue

Pointless Super Powers